Tom DeLay Jokes

Tom DeLay on Dancing With the Stars
Watch video highlights of Tom DeLay on 'Dancing With The Stars.'

Stupid Tom DeLay Quotes
Read 10 mind-numbingly stupid quotes by former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay on topics such as Hurricane Katrina, taxes, a woman's role, and the separation of church and state.

Funny Tom DeLay Pictures
View cartoons and doctored photos mocking Tom DeLay, including a "Get Out of Jail Free" Monopoly card parody.

Tom DeLay's Mug Shot
View Tom DeLay's mug shot plus a series of amusing mug shot parodies.

Tom DeLay Jokes
Read recent jokes by the late-night comedians about the probe into House Majority Leader Tom DeLay's ethical lapses.

Tom DeLay Cartoons
View editorial cartoons about the various scandals surrounding House Majority Leader Tom DeLay featured in three collections: DeLay's Indictment, The Invincible DeLay and DeLay's Dilemmas. (From the Professional Cartoonists Index)

You're Invited To An Indictment Party
View a special "Edite" for Tom DeLay's indictument party. (From the Huffington Post)

The Hammer's Prayer
President Bush urges all Americans to pray for the political future of our selfless brother Tom. (A parody from White House.org)

'The Daily Show': I'm So Indicted
No one forgets when they popped their ethics cherry. It makes a congress boy a Congressman. "The Daily Show" reports on Tom DeLay's indictment.

'The Daily Show': Defending DeLay
You never hear about the laws that Tom DeLay doesn't break. Fortunately, "The Daily Show" is there to remind us.

Video: Tom DeLay Exercises His Right To Incriminate Himself
During an interview on Fox News, criminally indicted former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay lays out a strong case…against himself. Watch the video.

Similarities Between Jesus and Tom DeLay
The similarities between Jesus and Tom Delay are striking, as illustrated in this infographic. (From PERRspectives)

Indictment Likely to Keep Tom DeLay from Heaven
The current heat on Tom DeLay is nothing compared to what he'll experience if ethics charges result in him being "left behind" to face a seven-year period of war, disease, famine and natural disaster known as the Tribulation. (From the Swift Report)

Tom DeLay's Ethics Extermination
Tom DeLay uses pest control skills to battle political foes in this animated cartoon by Mark Fiore.

Exterminate Tom Delay.com
"One-stop shopping for the despisers of America's worst public official."

Ode to Tom DeLay
A Rep whose name is Tom DeLay
He breaks the rules most ev'ry day.
He don't respect the law,
Thinks ethics are a bore.
'Tis time to show him crime don't pay... (From MadKane)

Embattled Tom DeLay: What Do You Think?
The Onion pokes fun at Tom DeLay in its weekly "man on the street" parody.

Congress Votes To Keep Lobbyists Tube Inserted In Tom Delay's Coffers
Congress voted in an emergency weekend session to reinsert a vacuum tube that feeds campaign contributions from lobbyists directly into the coffers of House Majority Leader Tom Delay. (From Skewpoint)

Doctors Baffled by DeLay's Missing Heart
When Tom DeLay was hospitalized with heart problems, doctors believed they had a common case of arrhythmia, or irregular heart beat, on their hands. Instead, the Texas representative has been diagnosed with a highly unusual ailment known as 'antirrhythmia': the absence of a discernable heartbeat. (From the Swift Report)

Most Americans Forget DeLay Ethics Violations in Wake of Schiavo Saga
According to a poll, when asked to identify a public figure with whom they most associated ethical violations, the majority of respondents listed Michael Schiavo, not Tom Delay. (From the Swift Report)