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Sarah Palin Does Stand-Up Comedy

Monday December 7, 2009
Sarah Palin Jokes With Media Elite Sarah Palin has been the butt of many a joke ever since she entered the national limelight. But last weekend she turned the tables with her own comedy routine poking fun at the media, Democrats, the McCain campaign, and herself.

Appearing as the keynote speaker at the Gridiron Club Winter dinner, Palin regaled the Washington media elite with a series of one-liners. A few highlights:

On being in Washington: "From my hotel room, from there I can see the Russian Embassy."

On the media: "It is good to be here and in front of this audience of leading journalists and intellectuals. Or, as I call it, a death panel."

On tensions with the McCain staff: "I've been touring this great, great land of ours over the last few weeks. I have to say, the view is much better from inside the bus, than under it!"

On Joe Biden: "When I see this administration in action, I can't help think of what might have been. I could be the Vice President overseeing the signing of bailout checks. And Joe Biden would be on the road, selling his new book, Going Rogaine."

On Barack Obama: "I don't want to say that the U.S. Government is taking over the role of the private sector, but I have to admit, on the flight here, thumbing through a magazine and looking at a photo of President Obama with the President of China, the person next to me pointed at it and said, 'Hu's a communist.' I thought they were asking a question."

There's no video, but you can see the full transcript for more of Palin's comedy shtick.

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Political Cartoons of the Week

Sunday December 6, 2009
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Check out our Editorial Cartoon Gallery featuring the week's best political cartoons.

New this week: cartoons on the White House party crashers, Obama's Afghanistan plan, the Tiger Woods scandal, and more.

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The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

Friday December 4, 2009

Late-Night Political Jokes "I'm trying to sum up President Obama's first 11 months in office. He gave billions to Wall Street, cracked down on illegal immigrants getting health care, and he's sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan. You know something, he may go down in history as our greatest Republican president ever." -Jay Leno

"President Obama ordered 30,000 more troops in Afghanistan to fight the Taliban, but on an 18-month timetable. In a related story, the Taliban announced they are on a 19-month timetable." -Jay Leno

"Everybody's talking about President Obama's speech last night. He's sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan. Right now, in Scandinavia, the Nobel Committee is really rethinking the whole peace prize." -Craig Ferguson

"New reports on Sarah Palin's 'Going Rogue' bus tour. They say she's been traveling on private planes to various stops and then just hops in the bus at the local town. So, let's see what you got. You have Sarah Palin, who's no longer governor, who's promoting a book she didn't actually write by going on a bus tour which is not really a bus. Her big complaint? Politicians who aren't real." -Jay Leno

"President Obama gave his speech last night at West Point. He was going to give it at the White House, but he wanted some place with better security." -Jay Leno

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The 25 Most Embarrassing Moments of the Decade

Thursday December 3, 2009
Most Embarrassing Political Moments From Dick Cheney's hunting accident to Larry Craig's bathroom bust to Howard Dean's scream, we look back at the most embarrassing political moments of the decade.

Revisit the most memorable political scandals, gaffes, and mishaps of the '00s, as well as classic jokes that kept us laughing through the schadenfreude.

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