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Friday May 18, 2012

Happy birthday to Tina Fey, who turns 42 today. As a tribute, we've compiled some of the best
Tina Fey quotes of all time:
"On Fox News, they address her as Governor Palin. Which is like calling me 'Dairy Queen employee.' I was once, but I quit." —Tina Fey
"Politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women -- except, of course, those who will end up, you know, like, paying for their own rape kit 'n' stuff. But for everybody else, it's a win-win. Unless you're a gay woman who wants to marry your partner of 20 years-- whatever. But for most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us. Unless you believe in evolution. You know -- actually, I take it back. The whole thing's a disaster." —Tina Fey
"Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowing stuff? 'I'm not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons. I'm just an unlicensed plumber with a dream and I'd like to cut your chest open.' The crowd cheers." —Tina Fey,
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Wednesday May 16, 2012

See a collection of memorable
political cartoons about presumptive GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney, from the beginning of his campaign to the present.
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Sunday May 13, 2012

Happy birthday to Stephen Colbert, who turns 48 today. As a tribute, we've compiled some of the best
Stephen Colbert quotes of all time:
"Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, the exact same way that fire extinguishers cause fires" —Stephen Colbert
"The Democrats accuse the Republicans of launching a war on women. Then the Republicans accuse the Democrats of the same thing. At this point, who can remember who enacted reproductive health restrictions in 36 states including mandatory transvaginal ultrasounds?" —Stephen Colbert
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." —Stephen Colbert
"I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens." —Stephen Colbert
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