Late-Night John Kerry Jokes
Tuesday March 30, 2004
"John Kerry will undergo surgery to repair his right shoulder. He originally hurt it when he suddenly switched positions on Iraq." —Craig Kilborn
"Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit ... he's going to put it on his wife's Gold Card." —Craig Kilborn
"John Kerry described his Republican critics as 'the most crooked, lying group I've ever seen.' Now, that's saying something, because Kerry's both a lawyer and a politician." —Jay Leno
"John Kerry says that foreign leaders want him to be president, but that he can't name the foreign leaders. That's all right, President Bush can't name them either." —David Letterman
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"Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit ... he's going to put it on his wife's Gold Card." —Craig Kilborn
"John Kerry described his Republican critics as 'the most crooked, lying group I've ever seen.' Now, that's saying something, because Kerry's both a lawyer and a politician." —Jay Leno
"John Kerry says that foreign leaders want him to be president, but that he can't name the foreign leaders. That's all right, President Bush can't name them either." —David Letterman
• Related: Today's Political Jokes, Kerry Political Cartoons, Election Humor
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