"The campaign for the White House is heating up with John Kerry taking heat for throwing his Vietnam medals away, getting a $1000 haircut, and wearing a 1970s wig known as 'the Leno.' There are really two sides to this story. And America can't wait for Kerry to present both of them." —David Letterman
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Did John Kerry throw something over a fence 30 years ago. "The Daily Show" gets to the bottom of the controversy.
Meanwhile, Andy Borowitz reports that Bush threw away Vietnam-era golf trophies.
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