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Daniel Kurtzman

Bush and Kerry's War Records

By April 29, 2004

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"President Bush's campaign is now attacking John Kerry for throwing away some of his medals to protest the Vietnam War. Bush did not have any medals to throw away, but in his defense he did have all his service records thrown out." —Jay Leno

"The campaign for the White House is heating up with John Kerry taking heat for throwing his Vietnam medals away, getting a $1000 haircut, and wearing a 1970s wig known as 'the Leno.' There are really two sides to this story. And America can't wait for Kerry to present both of them." —David Letterman

Read more late-night jokes about Bush and Kerry.

View editorial cartoons about John Kerry and his medals.

Did John Kerry throw something over a fence 30 years ago. "The Daily Show" gets to the bottom of the controversy.

Meanwhile, Andy Borowitz reports that Bush threw away Vietnam-era golf trophies.

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