6:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
6:05 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.
6:30 PM - Antiwar Concert by Barbara Streisand
7:00 PM - Tribute to France
8:30 PM - Terrorist Appeasement Workshop
9:20 PM - Gay Marriage Ceremony
10:20 PM - Howard Dean Screamfest "Yeeearrrrrrrg!"
11:30 PM - "Free Saddam" Pep Rally
Read more highlights, plus take a sneak peek at the Republican National Convention schedule.
Convention Jokes
"You know how much time the major networks are going to devote to convention coverage? Three hours. Three hours total. One hour a night for three nights to pick a president. That's about one-tenth of the time we devote to finding an 'American Idol.'" —Jay Leno
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6:05 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.
6:30 PM - Antiwar Concert by Barbara Streisand
7:00 PM - Tribute to France
8:30 PM - Terrorist Appeasement Workshop
9:20 PM - Gay Marriage Ceremony
10:20 PM - Howard Dean Screamfest "Yeeearrrrrrrg!"
11:30 PM - "Free Saddam" Pep Rally
Read more highlights, plus take a sneak peek at the Republican National Convention schedule.
Convention Jokes
"You know how much time the major networks are going to devote to convention coverage? Three hours. Three hours total. One hour a night for three nights to pick a president. That's about one-tenth of the time we devote to finding an 'American Idol.'" —Jay Leno
Read more jokes…
• Related: Democratic Convention Humor, John Kerry Humor, Today's Jokes
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