Dick Cheney Shoots Guy in Hunting Mishap

In what is sure to trigger a fusillade of comic barbs for weeks to come, Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a man while on a hunting expedition in Texas. Cheney apparently mistook his friend, Austin lawyer Harry Whittington, for a quail and accidentally blasted him in the face with birdshot. Read more...

Satire Roundup
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Around the Web
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The Smoking Gun: Cheney's Warning Citation For Hunting Illegally
Steve Martin: Cheney Shoots Three Presidents in Oval Office Mishap
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Al Franken: Cheney Shoots Guy
Wonkette: Cheney Finally Takes a Stand Against Trial Lawyers
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About Liberal Politics: Serious Side of the Cheney Shooting Story

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