Anna Nicole Smith and the Supremes

"It's the first time in the Supreme Court's history that Ruth Bader Ginsberg has not been the hottest chick there." —David Letterman, on Anna Nicole Smith appearing before the Supreme Court

"Give her credit, Anna Nicole Smith made a compelling case. So good, in fact, that Clarence Thomas couldn't keep his eyes off exhibits A and B." —David Letterman

"Anna Nicole Smith told the Supreme Court she wanted them to know about her relationship with her oil-tycoon husband and about that magic night when he said those three little words to her: 'I can't breathe.'" —Jay Leno

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"I believe that a prosperous, democratic Pakistan will be a steadfast partner for America, a peaceful neighbor for India, and a force for freedom and moderation in the Arab world." —President Bush, mistakenly identifying Pakistan as an Arab country, Islamabad, Pakistan, March 3, 2006

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"Earlier today on his visit to Pakistan, President Bush mistakenly called Pakistan an Arab country instead of a Muslim country. Then he said, 'Good thing no one over here takes that stuff seriously'" —Conan O'Brien

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