Bush Twins in Argentina

"The president's twin daughters are celebrating their 25th birthday with a trip to Argentina. Apparently their trip has caused what's known as chaos, to the point where, according to ABCNews.com, the American embassy and many Argentinian officials have strongly suggested the twins return to America. Just to repeat, Argentina, former safe-haven for Nazi war criminals, is drawing the line at the Bush twins." --Jon Stewart (Watch video clip)

"Security's so bad for the Bush twins, the U.S. Embassy has asked them to leave Argentina, and they said no. Like father, like daughter, they have no exit strategy." --Jay Leno

"First Daughter Barbara Bush had her purse stolen. Somebody snatches her purse. What was in that purse, her father's plan for Iraq. Now we have to start all over again. A lot of people wondering if President Bush will be mad at his daughter for losing her purse. Hey, he lost the House and Senate." --Jay Leno

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See also:
Jenna Bush To Spend Christmas With New Unemployed Argentinean Boyfriend (Wonkette)
Argentine Auction Site Lists Barbara Bush's Stolen Cell Phone (Wonkette)
Bush Girls Gone Wild (About Political Humor)
Bush Twins Naked & Abandoned in Argentina (Wonkette)
Bush Twins Told to Leave Argentina (Keith Olbermann)
Bush Twins Invade Iraq (Borowitz Report)

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