The Mocking of Rudy Giuliani

"On January 20, 2009, you may very well be welcoming to the White House Rudy Giuliani and his lovely wife, whoever that may be at the time. ... Giuliani's first wife was his cousin. I'm not making that up. I think that's a very cheap way to go after the Southern vote." –Bill Maher

On Rudy Giuliani saying during a debate that he couldn’t possibly describe the mistakes he's made in 30 seconds. "Here's a hint. It starts with annulling my first marriage to my second cousin and it ends with my kids from my second marriage supporting Barack Obama because they hate my third wife." --Jon Stewart (Watch video clip)

"During a speech to the NRA, Rudy Giuliani was interrupted by a cell phone call, which he stopped his speech to answer. Giuliani then told the audience, 'That was my wife reminding me to pick up some milk at the 9-Eleven'" --Seth Meyers

"Iran's president wanted to lay a wreath at Ground Zero, but his critics said, 'No, no. You are trying to exploit Ground Zero for political gain, and that is Rudy Giuliani's job.'" --Bill Maher

"Well, each candidate has an appeal for gay voters. I mean, Barack Obama knows what it's like to face intolerance; John Edwards gets $400 haircuts; and Hillary is really in need of a makeover. In fact, the winner of the gay debate will go on to face Rudy Giuliani in the cross-dressing caucus" --Jay Leno

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More Laughs at Giuliani's Expense
• The Daily Show on Giuliani's '9/11 Tourette's Syndrome'
• Video and photos of Giuliani dressed in drag and flirting with Donald Trump
• Garrison Keillor on America's cross-dressing mayor
• Keith Olbermann awards Giuliani the "Worst Person in the World" grand slam
• The Onion: Giuliani to Run for President of 9/11
• BarelyPolitical: Obama Girl vs. Giuliani Girl
• Song Parody: Rotten Rudy
• Debate blooper: Lightning Strikes Rudy Giuliani
• Satirical Political Report: Pat Robertson's Ultimate Sacrifice to St. Rudy
• Borowitz Report: Pat Robertson Says Giuliani Presidency Appears in Book of Revelation
• Joe Biden on Rudy Giuliani: "There's only three things he mentions in a sentence -- a noun, a verb, and 9/11."

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