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Palin Hand Jokes Continue

By , About.com GuideFebruary 10, 2010

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Robert Gives Hand Notes Mock Palin Everyone from the late-night comedians to White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs is mocking Sarah Palin over her hand notes.

"I wrote a few things down... eggs, milk and bread," Gibbs said at a press briefing. "But I crossed out bread, just so I can make pancakes for Ethan if it snows. And then I wrote down 'hope and change,' just in case I forgot." (See the photo and watch the video)

Latest Jokes About Palin's Hand Notes

Palin Inauguration Cheat Sheet "As long as she's writing reminders on her hand may I suggest one more: buy condoms." --Bill Maher, in a Tweet

"Maybe Sarah Palin would be smarter if she had bigger hands." --Jimmy Kimmel (Watch video)

"On Saturday, Sarah Palin looked at notes written on her hand during a speech at the Tea Party Convention in Tennessee. Isn't that wild? Oddly enough, she was reading, 'Hi, I'm Sarah Palin.'" --Jimmy Fallon

"We learned last weekend that Sarah Palin writes notes on her hand when she's giving speeches. You can see the notes right there on her hand. The first one is, 'Hitch up the dogsled,' 'buy Chapstick,' 'clean rifle.'" -David Letterman

"Sarah Palin's also getting criticized because last week she demanded that Obama's chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, step down because he used the word retarded. But then, Rush Limbaugh did the same thing on his radio show and that, she said, was O.K. Unfortunately, she's been unable to respond to the criticism because she's wearing mittens." -Jimmy Kimmel

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Stewart and Colbert Reveal Their Own Hand Notes

Jon tStewart Mocks Palin Hand Notes Jon Stewart took on Palin's appearance at the Tea Party Convention and consulted his hand for a response to Palin's plam notes (it read "make face, curse").

Stephen Colbert defended Palin's use of hand notes by pointing to a note scrawled on his own hand, which read "thumb," with an arrow pointing to his thumb. Later in the segment, Colbert also used Palin's defense of Rush Limbaugh against her, proudly pronouncing that "Sarah Palin is a f--king retard."

Palin Hand Note Parodies and Cartoons

Palin Hand Note Photo Parodies Photoshoppers have been having a field day scrawling messages on Sarah Palin's hand. Check out our collection of some of the best Palin hand parodies, as well as political cartoons on Palm-gate.

See Also: Palin Hand Joke Roundup: Part 1

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Comments

February 10, 2010 at 9:56 pm
(1) Carlton West :

Robert Gibbs proves that his pudgy mitts are not as pretty as Gov. Palin’s elegant, lovely hands. But, while Gibbs was doodling, why didn’t he write “corpsman” on his paw, and see if the assembled reporters could help him & his boss learn how to pronounce the word correctly.

February 10, 2010 at 10:24 pm
(2) Milton :

I guess Palin does not understand satire and she complains about telaprompters, what a hypocrite. Palin’s hand job just shows all of us what kind of dullard we are up against, I have not seen this since junior high. WOW and some call her a leader….please.

February 15, 2010 at 3:44 pm
(3) Meh,Sigh,a :

Everyone quit being so mean to Sarah Palin and making such a big deal about her performing a hand job on the tea party.

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