A roundup of the best late-night jokes about the health care reform debate:1. "The health care bill was introduced yesterday. It's 1,990 pages long and costs $894 billion dollars. Or $2.2 million per word. That makes them the most expensive words to come out of Washington since 'Mission Accomplished.'" --Jimmy Fallon
2. "If conservatives get to call universal healthcare 'socialized medicine,' I get to call private, for-profit healthcare 'soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.'" --Bill Maher
Read more health care jokes...
More Health Care Humor
Best Cartoons About Health Care Reform
The 20 Most Ridiculous Health Care Protest Signs
The 10 Most Ridiculous Health Care Quotes
Get Political Humor on Facebook and Twitter
Comments