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Gun-Slinging Rick Perry: Photo Caption Challenge

By August 17, 2011

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Rick Perry Gun Photo

Top 10 captions for this photo (courtesy of our fans on Facebook)

1. "Read My Lips...No New Texans!" -Richard R.

2. "Dick Cheney ain't got nothin' on me! I just shot God in the face!" -Ken D.

3. "What?! The Lord Jesus Christ was a socialistic? I'll git him good... real good!" Td P.

4. "Let's put the YEE-HAW back in foreign policy!" -Taurus H.

5. "I'm the rootin'ness, shootin'ness, tootin'ness hombre' east, west, north and south of the Pecos!" -Ken D.

6. "Jesus take the wheel!! I'll ride shotgun!!" -Linda M.

7. "Maybe if I act like a cowboy long enough, people will forget I'm a moron." -Benjamin D.

8. "That'll show that damn sun -- makin' my neck red!" -Ken D.

9. "Here comes another C student from Texas" -Debbie W

10. "I'm overcompensating!" -Ryan H.

Post your own caption in the comments section below.

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Comments

August 18, 2011 at 2:05 pm
(1) Bill says:

Another strutting evangelical conservative blowhard governor from Texas…What could possibly go wrong?

August 18, 2011 at 2:06 pm
(2) FloridaPete says:

“Out of the way, Dick Cheney. Theres a new sheriff in town.”

August 18, 2011 at 2:08 pm
(3) dutchboy says:

“All Hat And No Cattle”

August 18, 2011 at 2:16 pm
(4) JC says:

God said I should run for President…and shoot anyone who doesn’t vote for me.

August 18, 2011 at 4:11 pm
(5) Scott says:

Who SAYS them birds are protected?

August 18, 2011 at 6:44 pm
(6) Susan W says:

Shaddup, Maw.

August 19, 2011 at 3:07 am
(7) barry says:

conceal and what?

August 19, 2011 at 4:05 am
(8) Ed says:

Reach for the stars! When we’re done killing the planet, we’ll head for Mars . . .

August 19, 2011 at 10:21 am
(9) jondoe888 says:

WINNING!!!

August 19, 2011 at 1:25 pm
(10) Jim Worley says:

Please don’t judge all of Texas by this Damn Idiot…I meant Moron hell he’s both..

August 19, 2011 at 5:53 pm
(11) TimO says:

Well, don’t just stand there looking stupid and holding your hands in pain. How ’bout a little applause for the Waco Kid?

August 19, 2011 at 6:02 pm
(12) TimO says:

“I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, a**-kickers, s**t-kickers and Methodists!”

August 19, 2011 at 8:07 pm
(13) ricky says:

Who cares if the bullets have to fall down sooner or later!

August 20, 2011 at 11:48 am
(14) gray says:

we’ve got thise liberal pussies on the run!! Give em the spurs!!

August 20, 2011 at 5:25 pm
(15) gtsagan says:

Would you rather I shoot off my mouth?

August 20, 2011 at 8:35 pm
(16) RedDirt Redneck says:

I,m happier than a redneck with a badge and a gun.

August 21, 2011 at 10:34 am
(17) George Gould says:

He gave the scarecrow a brain; the tin man a heart; and the lion courage. I asked the wizard to give me a dick and he gave me a gun.

August 21, 2011 at 10:19 pm
(18) Dave says:

“God is great!”

August 25, 2011 at 12:42 pm
(19) MarkFey says:

If God won’t listen to my prayer for rain,…I’ll shoot him, I swear!

August 31, 2011 at 12:32 pm
(20) Bob says:

One would think that of all the horses in Texas, the people ought to recognize a horse’s ass by now. Bush, Perry? Help!!!

August 31, 2011 at 2:26 pm
(21) Mattie says:

And they thought Howard Dean was not good presidential material when he yelled!

June 10, 2013 at 4:33 pm
(22) James Brown says:

Steers and Queers, no place but Texas! Oop! That one’s taken!
Governor Perry attending Governor remedial training saw one of the above comments and said this to the instructor at his newly remodeled Governor’s Mansion-What does M O R O N mean Mr. Instructor?
Is it the quickest way to the W H I T E H O U S E?

June 10, 2013 at 4:40 pm
(23) James Brown says:

When Governor Perry went into a gay club in Houston recently, he asked one of his bodyguard’s this-Why ya’ll calling this here place a Fruit Stand?
The bodyguard whispered an answer in Governor Perry’s ear and he suddenly turned RED AND RAN OUT OF THE PLACE!
Once outside, he got so mad, he pulled his pistol and yelled-WON’T BE NO MORE FRUIT STANDS in TEXAS as long as I am GOVERNOR.

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