Top 10 captions for this photo (courtesy of our fans on Facebook)1. "Read My Lips...No New Texans!" -Richard R.
2. "Dick Cheney ain't got nothin' on me! I just shot God in the face!" -Ken D.
3. "What?! The Lord Jesus Christ was a socialistic? I'll git him good... real good!" Td P.
4. "Let's put the YEE-HAW back in foreign policy!" -Taurus H.
5. "I'm the rootin'ness, shootin'ness, tootin'ness hombre' east, west, north and south of the Pecos!" -Ken D.
6. "Jesus take the wheel!! I'll ride shotgun!!" -Linda M.
7. "Maybe if I act like a cowboy long enough, people will forget I'm a moron." -Benjamin D.
8. "That'll show that damn sun -- makin' my neck red!" -Ken D.
9. "Here comes another C student from Texas" -Debbie W
10. "I'm overcompensating!" -Ryan H.
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Comments
Another strutting evangelical conservative blowhard governor from Texas…What could possibly go wrong?
“Out of the way, Dick Cheney. Theres a new sheriff in town.”
“All Hat And No Cattle”
God said I should run for President…and shoot anyone who doesn’t vote for me.
Who SAYS them birds are protected?
Shaddup, Maw.
conceal and what?
Reach for the stars! When we’re done killing the planet, we’ll head for Mars . . .
WINNING!!!
Please don’t judge all of Texas by this Damn Idiot…I meant Moron hell he’s both..
Well, don’t just stand there looking stupid and holding your hands in pain. How ’bout a little applause for the Waco Kid?
“I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, a**-kickers, s**t-kickers and Methodists!”
Who cares if the bullets have to fall down sooner or later!
we’ve got thise liberal pussies on the run!! Give em the spurs!!
Would you rather I shoot off my mouth?
I,m happier than a redneck with a badge and a gun.
He gave the scarecrow a brain; the tin man a heart; and the lion courage. I asked the wizard to give me a dick and he gave me a gun.
“God is great!”
If God won’t listen to my prayer for rain,…I’ll shoot him, I swear!
One would think that of all the horses in Texas, the people ought to recognize a horse’s ass by now. Bush, Perry? Help!!!
And they thought Howard Dean was not good presidential material when he yelled!