1. "Read My Lips...No New Texans!" -Richard R.
2. "Dick Cheney ain't got nothin' on me! I just shot God in the face!" -Ken D.
3. "What?! The Lord Jesus Christ was a socialistic? I'll git him good... real good!" Td P.
4. "Let's put the YEE-HAW back in foreign policy!" -Taurus H.
5. "I'm the rootin'ness, shootin'ness, tootin'ness hombre' east, west, north and south of the Pecos!" -Ken D.
6. "Jesus take the wheel!! I'll ride shotgun!!" -Linda M.
7. "Maybe if I act like a cowboy long enough, people will forget I'm a moron." -Benjamin D.
8. "That'll show that damn sun -- makin' my neck red!" -Ken D.
9. "Here comes another C student from Texas" -Debbie W
10. "I'm overcompensating!" -Ryan H.
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