Here's a look back at some of the most humorous quotes from the Democratic National Convention:President Obama
"You might not be ready for diplomacy with Beijing if you can't visit the Olympics without insulting our closest ally."
"They want your vote, but they don't want you to know their plan. And that's because all they have to offer is the same prescription they've had for the last thirty years: 'Have a surplus? Try a tax cut. Deficit too high? Try another. Feel a cold coming on? Take two tax cuts, roll back some regulations, and call us in the morning!'"
"If you're sick of hearing me approve this message, believe me, so am I."
"Yes, you do have to go to school in the morning." —to his daughters
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