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Happy 50th Birthday to Jon Stewart!

By November 28, 2012

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Funny Jon Stewart Quotes In celebration of Jon Stewart's 50th birthday, we've compiled some of his best quotes of all time:

"Fox News is upset that empty headed puppets are trying to brainwash and indoctrinate Americans. Perhaps they could sue them for copyright infringement." —Jon Stewart on right-wing outrage over Sesame Street funding

"Why is it that if you take advantage of a tax break and you're a corporation, you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something you need to not be hungry, you're a moocher?" —Jon Stewart

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.'' —Jon Stewart

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