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Carlos Danger: The Best Jokes and Memes

By July 24, 2013

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Anthony Weiner has given rise to a new wave of mockery with the news that he used the name "Carlos Danger" as his sexting pseudonym. Here's a roundup of the best Carlos Danger jokes and memes:

Carlos Danger Memes: Clear and Carlos Danger

Carlos Danger For Mayor Sign

The Name is Danger, Carlos Danger Picture

Carlos Danger Living Dangerously Poster

Carlos Danger Joke Picture

Carlos Danger Soon GIF

Comedians have been having a field day with Carlos Danger on Twitter. Here are some of the funniest tweets to come out of the scandal:

@rainnwilson
RainnWilson
If the #RoyalBaby were to be named "Carlos Danger", this would be the greatest news day of all time. #DoItEngland!

@indecision
Comedy Central:Indecision
Anthony Weiner using the alias Carlos Danger is still better Hispanic outreach than anything Republicans have tried.

@BorowitzReport
Andy Borowitz
Convicted drug smuggler Carlos Danger said today that he was suing Anthony Weiner for using his name, explaining, "Being associated with Weiner has irreparably damaged my reputation."

@mikedicenzo
Mike DiCenzo
"Carlos Danger" is somehow a less fake-sounding name than just "Anthony Weiner."

@bazecraze
Alex Baze
Carlos Danger is also the name of the House Republicans' new immigration bill.

@carr2n
David Carr
I'll admit that Carlos Danger is a decent porn name, but not sure he needed a better one that Anthony Weiner.

@curlycomedy
Abbi Crutchfield
Inventing a new cocktail: the Carlos Danger (gin & tonic that you drink with someone else then apologize to your wife).

@publicroad
Ruth Graham
Sure, girls may want to date Carlos Danger, but they'll marry Carlos Security.

@JosephScrimshaw
Joseph Scrimshaw
Sometimes I think the universe is random. Then a man named Weiner does a press conference about dick pics on National Hot Dog Day. #synergy

The late-night comics are also piling on:

"There's a new Anthony Weiner scandal. Weiner is running for mayor of New York City. He confirmed yesterday that some new sexually explicit messages have been leaked. He sent them to a woman on Facebook using the code name 'Carlos Danger.' Which is still easier to believe than that other name: Mayor Weiner." -Jimmy Fallon

"Weiner says he won't drop out of the race so that means by day he'll be Mr. Mayor, and by night he'll be 'Carlos Danger, Gaucho of Love.'" -David Letterman

"Anthony Weiner said yesterday that he wants closure. If he wants closure he should start with his zipper." -Jay Leno

"Let me just say this: You know that your campaign is not going well when you open a press conference by saying "I told you there would be more lewd photos." -David Letterman

"It was revealed that Anthony Weiner sent nude pictures of himself to this woman using a 'Carlos Danger" Yahoo email address. His wife was shocked. She said, 'You still use Yahoo?'" -Jimmy Fallon

"Anthony Weiner the peter tweeter is at is again. He admitted in a press conference to having more online sexting episode well after he resigned from Congress. This time Anthony Weiner used the name Carlos danger. He was sexting women under the name Carlos Danger. See, this is Weiner's way of getting more Latino support." -Jay Leno

"Anthony Weiner released a statement today saying this behavior is behind me. Then he added, if you want to see more of what's behind me, I'll text you a photograph." -Craig Fergsuon

And finally, we're just going to leave this here:

Weiner Holder 2016

See Also:
Funniest Anthony Weiner Headlines
Best Anthony Weiner Jokes
The Carlos Danger Name Generator
The 5 Greatest Pieces of Carlos Danger Merchandise

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