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Daniel Kurtzman

Presidential Wit and Wisdom

By February 17, 2014

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Funny Presidential Quotes In honor of Presidents' Day, here's a collection of some of the funniest quotes by U.S. presidents:

"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." —President Franklin Roosevelt

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." —President Abraham Lincoln

"Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening." —President Bill Clinton

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