"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." —President Franklin Roosevelt
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." —President Abraham Lincoln
"Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening." —President Bill Clinton
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