In his six years in office, President Bush has committed so many memorable gaffes, it's been like watching a bad slapstick comedy routine.

This week's cursing and groping episodes rank right up there with Bush's most outstanding feats of buffoonery, but it's hard to choose a single crowning triumph. That's why we're asking for your help.

What is Bush's single most embarrassing moment to date? You be the decider:

1) Groping Germany's Chancellor (Details) — VOTE
2) Cursing to Tony Blair With Mouth Full of Food (Details) — VOTE
3) Being Thwarted By Locked Doors (Details) — VOTE
4) Dropping His Dog (Details) — VOTE
5) His "Fool Me Once" Gaffe (Details) — VOTE
6) Declaring Himself "The Decider" (Details) — VOTE
7) Fiddling With A Guitar While New Orleans Drowned (Details) — VOTE
8) Reading "My Pet Goat" During the 9/11 Attacks (Details) — VOTE
9) Asking For a Potty Break at a UN Meeting (Details) — VOTE
10) Choking on a Pretzel (Details) — VOTE

Because it was hard to whittle down the list to a mere 10, we've also included some of the runners-up for your reading and viewing pleasure:

Picking His Nose at a Rangers Game
Telling Brownie He Was Doing 'A Heck of a Job'
Thinking of New Ways to Harm Our Country
Being Violated By A Turkey
Wiping His Glasses on Letterman's Assistant
His Smirking and Scowling 2004 Debate Performance
The Yawning Boy Episode
Joking About His Failure to Find WMDs
Falling Off A Segway Scooter
Taunting Iraq Insurgents to "Bring 'Em On"
The Major League A**hole Gaffe
The One-Fingered Victory Salute

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