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The Next Big Republican Sex Scandal

Wednesday August 29, 2007
What will be the next Republican sex scandal to break? Take our poll:

Condoleezza Rice gives birth to Bush’s love child
Rush Limbaugh caught paying for abortion for illegal immigrant mistress
Bill O’Reilly outted as member of NAMBLA
Ann Coulter outted as transvestite, father of Mary Cheney's baby
Rudy Giuliani dumps third wife after falling in love with mirror image of himself dressed in drag

The Late-Night Comedians on Larry Craig
"Idaho Sen. Larry Craig, a married, very anti-gay conservative Reublican, was arrested by a plainclothes police officer for lewd conduct in a Minneapolis airport men's room. Today the senator's office said it was all a big misunderstanding. Apparently what happened was when the senator went in to use the restroom, he accidentally grabbed the wrong penis." --Jay Leno

"There's another scandal in Washington. One of the senators from Idaho, Larry Craig, was arrested in airport men's room. Gives new meaning to the word 'caucusing.'" --David Letterman

Read more Larry Craig jokes...

Larry Craig Humor Roundup:
Larry Craig Cartoons (Cagle Cartoons)
Top 5 Republican Gay Sex Scandals (Badmouth)
Keith Olbermann Reenacts Craig Bathroom Scene (Crooks & Liars)
Larry Craig Video Reenactment (Slate)
Bathroom Sex FAQ (Slate)
Wide Stance: The Larry Craig Quiz (Paul Slansky)
Larry Craig Limericks (MadKane)
A Senator's Wide Stance: 'I Am Not Gay' (Washington Post)
NBC Launches 'To Catch A Senator' (Borowitz Report)
GOP to Move Internal Debates From Cloakroom to Bathroom (Satirical Political Report)

Comments

August 29, 2007 at 2:36 pm
(1) Mark says:

I’m waiting for Mitt Romney to announce that he’s taking on the Bush twins as his polygamous wives.

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