Political Quotes
If you need a good laugh, don't underestimate the power of political commentary. Find the most bizarre quotations, wittiest one-liners, and funniest gaffes from career politicians and the newly-elected alike.
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Dumbest Political Quotes of All Time
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The 40 Dumbest Bush Quotes of All Time
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The Most Outrageous Richard Nixon Quotes
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Funny Winston Churchill Quotes
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Donald Trump's Craziest Quotes
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Dan Quayle Funny Quotes and Misstatements
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Hillary Clinton's Dumbest Quotes
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Best George Carlin Quotes of All Time
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Funny and Witty Quotes by President John F. Kennedy
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Stupid Fox News Quotes
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Rush Limbaugh Quotes
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Funny Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes as Actor and Politician
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Funniest John Oliver Quotes
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The 10 Craziest Glenn Beck Quotes of All Time
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Dan Ratherisms
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Rick Perry Quotes
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The Political Wisdom of Kurt Vonnegut
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Top Funniest Ronald Reagan Quotes
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Classic Quotes from Donald Rumsfield
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Mark Twain Quotes
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Funniest Barack Obama Quotes of All Time
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Stupid Presidential Quotes
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George Carlin Quotes
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10 Most Ridiculous Pat Robertson Quotes
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Baghdad Bob Quotes
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Abraham Lincoln Quotes
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Palinisms: Sarah Palin's Dumbest Quotes
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Best Stephen Colbert Quotes
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Top 10 Obamaisms
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Dumb Mitt Romney Quotes
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Dumb Michele Bachmann Quotes
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Presidential Wit and Wisdom
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Funny Hillary Clinton Quotes
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Bidenisms: Funniest Joe Biden Quotes and Gaffes
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Top 15 Dumbest Quotes About the Gulf Oil Spill
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Jon Stewart Quotes
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Stupid Dick Cheney Quotes
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The Top Joe Biden Quotes and Gaffes
Stephen Colbert at the White House Correspondents' Dinner
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Seth Meyers White House Correspondents' Dinner Speech
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Funny Political Slogans
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France Jokes and Funny Quotes About France
Craziest Republican Quotes of the 21st Century
The Funniest Political Quotes of All Time
Stupid Bill O'Reilly Quotes