| The 10 Funniest Quotes of Campaign 2004 | ||||||||||||
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"To
those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say, Don't be economic
girlie men!" --California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, at the Republican
convention 9) "I guess the president and you and I are three examples of lucky people who married up. And some would say maybe me more so than others." --Sen. John Kerry, during the third presidential debate 8) "People tell me that Senator
Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say
to them, 'How do you think I got the job?'" --Vice President Dick Cheney 7)
"This is the man who wants to be the Commander in Chief of our U.S. Armed
Forces? U.S. forces armed with what? Spitballs?" --Sen. Zell Miller,
attacking Sen. John Kerry in his GOP convention speech 6) "If I could only go through the ducts and leap out onstage in a cape -- that's my dream." --Ralph Nader, on crashing the presidential debates 5) "I think it was his battery." --Sen. John Edwards, after Jay Leno asked him about Bush's mystery bulge during the first presidential debate, which some speculated might have been a radio transmitter to feed him answers through an earpiece 4) "Maybe (Kerry) was hoping Saddam Hussein would lose the next Iraqi election." --President Bush, on Kerry's opposition to Bush's invasion plan to topple Saddam, even though Kerry admitted he was a threat 3) "The candidates are an interesting group, with diverse opinions -- for tax cuts and against them, for NAFTA and against NAFTA, for the Patriot Act and against the Patriot Act, in favor of liberating Iraq and opposed to it. And that's just one senator from Massachusetts." –-President George W. Bush 2)
"Did the training wheels fall off?" –-Sen. John Kerry, after being told by reporters that President Bush
took a tumble during a bike ride "I spent several years in a North Vietnamese prison camp, in the dark, fed with scraps. Do you think I want to do that all over again as vice president of the United States?" --Sen. John McCain, on rumors that he might be John Kerry's running mate ~Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman Read more funny quotes by Bush and Kerry, plus read the 10 dumbest quotes of campaign 2004. Did we miss a funny quote? Email it to politicalhumor.guide@about.com Related Links |
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