Political Quotes

If you need a good laugh, don't underestimate the power of political commentary. Find the most bizarre quotations, wittiest one-liners, and funniest gaffes from career politicians and the newly-elected alike.

  • Generic politician making promises
    Dumbest Political Quotes of All Time
  • President And Mrs. Bush Attend Children's Holiday Reception
    The 40 Dumbest Bush Quotes of All Time
  • Nixon from behind, in front of a crowd
    The Most Outrageous Richard Nixon Quotes
  • Winston Churchill
    Funny Winston Churchill Quotes
  • President And Mrs. Trump Depart The White House For G20 Summit In Argentina
    Donald Trump's Craziest Quotes
  • Dan Quayle
    Dan Quayle Funny Quotes and Misstatements
  • Democratic Presidential Candidates Hold First Debate In Las Vegas
    Hillary Clinton's Dumbest Quotes
  • Photo of George CARLIN
    Best George Carlin Quotes of All Time
  • John F. Kennedy in office
    Funny and Witty Quotes by President John F. Kennedy
  • A photo of Sean Hannity on 'Hannity With Sean Hannity'
    Stupid Fox News Quotes
  • Rush Limbaugh Speaks at the National Association of Broadcasters in Philadelphia Amidst Controversy
    Rush Limbaugh Quotes
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Funny Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes as Actor and Politician
  • John Oliver on television
    Funniest John Oliver Quotes
  • Glenn Beck
    The 10 Craziest Glenn Beck Quotes of All Time
  • Dan Rather
    Dan Ratherisms
  • Texas Gov. Rick Perry speaks to the National Right to Life convention in 2013 in Grapevine, Texas
    Rick Perry Quotes
  • Portrait of Kurt Vonnegut
    The Political Wisdom of Kurt Vonnegut
  • Ronald Reagan in a cowboy hat
    Top Funniest Ronald Reagan Quotes
  • Rumsfeld, Myers Testify Before Senate Armed Services Committee
    Classic Quotes from Donald Rumsfield
  • Mark Twain paid Ulysses S. Grant to write his memoirs.
    Mark Twain Quotes
  • President Obama with his arm around VP Biden bth are smiling
    Funniest Barack Obama Quotes of All Time
  • Former President George W. Bush and former First Lady Laura Bush watch a baseball game
    Stupid Presidential Quotes
  • George Carlin Appears on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
    George Carlin Quotes
  • Pat Robertson Speaks At National Press Club
    10 Most Ridiculous Pat Robertson Quotes
  • Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
    Baghdad Bob Quotes
  • Abraham Lincoln and kittens
    Abraham Lincoln Quotes
  • Sarah Palin Addresses Florida Republican Party Victory Dinner
    Palinisms: Sarah Palin's Dumbest Quotes
  • Late show host Stephen Colbert
    Best Stephen Colbert Quotes
  • President Barack Obama
    Top 10 Obamaisms
  • Romney Campaigns With NJ Gov. Chris Christie In Ohio
    Dumb Mitt Romney Quotes
  • Republican Candidates Vie For First Votes In Iowa Straw Poll
    Dumb Michele Bachmann Quotes
  • Presidents Laughing
    Presidential Wit and Wisdom
  • Hillary and Bernie Democratic Debate
    Funny Hillary Clinton Quotes
  • Joe Biden
    Bidenisms: Funniest Joe Biden Quotes and Gaffes
  • Top 15 Dumbest Quotes About the Gulf Oil Spill
  • Daily Show host Jon Stewart
    Jon Stewart Quotes
  • Vice President Dick Cheney
    Stupid Dick Cheney Quotes
  • Joe Biden Campaigns In South Florida
    The Top Joe Biden Quotes and Gaffes
  • Late show host Stephen Colbert
    Stephen Colbert at the White House Correspondents' Dinner
  • Seth Meyers and friends
    Seth Meyers White House Correspondents' Dinner Speech
  • The United States Capitol
    Funny Political Slogans
  • France Jokes and Funny Quotes About France
  • Craziest Republican Quotes of the 21st Century
  • The Funniest Political Quotes of All Time
  • Stupid Bill O'Reilly Quotes
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