A lady bought a new Lexus.
Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio
was not working.
"Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is
completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to,
and you will hear exactly that!"
She drove out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio
and said, "Nelson." The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?"
She was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted
Nat King Cole, she got it.
She was stopped at a traffic light enjoying "On The Road Again" when
the light turned green and she pulled out. Suddenly an enormous sports utility
vehicle coming from the street she was crossing sped toward her, obviously not
paying attention to the light. She swerved and narrowly missed a
"Idiot!" she yelled and, from the radio, "Ladies and gentlemen,
the President of the United States."
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