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Bush Goes For A Jog
George Bush was out jogging
one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and
landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing,
pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever
they wanted.
The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George
said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and
stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says,
"But you don't look like you are injured." The kid says, "I will
be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
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