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Bush, Einstein and Picasso at the Pearly
Gates
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly
Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea
the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can
you prove who you really are?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks,
"Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard
and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane
mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You
really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again,
Saint Peter asks for credentials.
Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that
blackboard and chalk?"
Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
Picasso erases Einstein's equations and
sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the
great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W.
Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both
managed to prove their identity. How can you prove
yours?"
George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who
are Einstein and Picasso?"
Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in,
George."
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