Cheney gets a call
from his "boss", W.
"I've got a
problem," says W.
"What's the
matter?" asks Cheney.
"Well, you
told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, so, I got a jigsaw puzzle, but it's too
hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's it a
picture of?" asks Cheney.
"A big
rooster," replies W.
"All
right," sighs Cheney, "I'll come over and have a look."
So he leaves his
office and heads over to the Oval Office. W points at the jigsaw on his desk.
Cheney looks at
the desk and then turns to W and says, "For crying out loud, Georgie - put
the corn flakes back in the box."