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Bill, Hillary and the Lockbox
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill
said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in
it." In all their 25 years of marriage, Hillary never looked.
However, on the afternoon of their 25th
anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked
inside. In the box were three empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed
the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box,
she was curious as to why.
That evening they were out for a special
dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she
confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise
and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was
too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the cans in the
box?"
Bill thought for a while and said, "I
guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was
unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind
myself not to do it again."
Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm,
Jennifer, Paula, and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened but temptation
does happen and I guess that three times is not that bad considering the
years." So they hugged and made their peace.
Then Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you
have all that money in the box?" Bill answered sheepishly, "Well,
whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center
and redeemed them for cash."
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