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Clinton's Parrot
One day while at the White House, the maid was
cleaning the Oval Office's bird cage -- but, while she was doing it, the parrot
flew out the window. The maid was scared that President Clinton would find out
and she would be fired. So she went to the pet store and asked the clerk if they
had any parrots similar to the one she had lost. The clerk said yes, they had
one that looked just like it, but the bird had been in a whorehouse for three
years. The maid figured it was better than nothing and bought it.
When she took it back to the White House she
put the parrot back in the cage like nothing happened. Later that day, Hillary
came in and the parrot said “Too old, too old” -- the First Lady was a bit
peeved, but thought nothing of it.
A little bit after that Chelsea came in and the
parrot said, “Too young, too young.”
A couple hours later, President Clinton came
into the room and the bird chirped enthusiastically, “Hi Bill! Hi Bill!”
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