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A Liberal and a Genie
A liberal came upon a genie and
said, "You're a genie. Can you grant me three wishes?" The genie
replied, "Yes, but only if you're feeling generous enough to share your
good fortune." The liberal said, "I'm a liberal. I'm always happy to
share." The genie said, "O.K., then, whatever you wish for, I'll give
every conservative in the country two of it. What's your first wish?"
"I would like a new sports car." "O.K., you've got it, and every
conservative in the country gets two sports cars. What's your second wish?"
"I'd like a million dollars." "O.K., you get a million dollars,
every conservative gets two million dollars. What's your third and final
wish?" "Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."
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