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The Pope Dies and Goes to Heaven
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's
met by the reception committee and, after a whirlwind tour is told that he can
enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.
He decides that he wants to read all of the
ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, and spends the next eon or so
learning the languages. After becoming a linguistics master, he sits down in the
library and begins to pore over every version of the Bible, working back from
the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original script.
All of a sudden there is a scream in the
library. The angels come running to him, only to find the Pope huddled in a
chair, crying to himself, and muttering, "An 'R'! They left out the 'R'”.
God takes him aside, offering comfort and asks
him what the problem is. After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again,
"It's the letter 'R'... the word was supposed to be CELEBRATE."
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