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Red States vs. Blue States
With the Blue States in hand, the
Democrats have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, over 90% of our
pineapple and lettuce, 92% of all fresh fruit production, 93% of the artichoke
production, 95% of America's export quality wines, 90% of all cheese production,
90% of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living
redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus
Amherst, Stanford, Berkeley, CalTech and MIT.
We can live simply but well.
The Red States, on the other hand, now have to cope with
88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health care cost spike), 92% of
all US mosquitoes, 100% of all tornadoes, 90% of all hurricanes, 99% of all
Southern Baptists, 100% of all Televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones
University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
A high price to pay for controlling the presidency.
Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe
Jonah was actually eaten by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're
discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% believe that evolution is just a
theory, 53% that Saddam Hussein was involved in 9/11 and, most difficult of all
to grasp, 61% believe that Bush is a person of moral conviction!
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