Late-Night Jokes about the 2006 Election
"What a day for the Democrats. They've won the House of Representatives, they are poised to take the Senate as well, Donald Rumsfeld has resigned, and this just in, Dick Cheney came out as gay." --Jon Stewart"President Bush warned Democrats not to celebrate too early. This is from the guy who put up the 'Mission Accomplished' sign three years ago." --Jay Leno
"How about this John Kerry controversy? So he's out there in California, tells some kind of joke and it backfires. He's saying he botched the joke. ... This guy can lose elections he's not even in." --David Letterman
The 20 Stupidest Quotes of Campaign 2006
20. "If you are not electing Christians, then in essence you are going to legislate sin." --Rep. Katherine Harris (R-Fla.)19. "She's either Puerto Rican, or the same thing as Cuban, I mean they are all very hot. They have the, you know, part of the black blood in them and part of the Latino blood in them that together makes it." --California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, on California Assemblywoman Bonnie Garcia, the lone Latina Republican in the Legislature
Election Video Roundup
Howard Dean appears on The Daily Show and Jon Stewart tries to get him to scream; Stephen Colbert declares an end to America in an election-night meltdown; and Dan Rather ventures into uncharted metaphorical territory during an election-night appearance on The Daily Show.Politicians Gone Wild: 2006 Campaign Edition
Watch funny video clips featuring amusing gaffes, idiotic sound bites, and other wild antics of various senators and congressmen campaigning for re-election in 2006.Funny Campaign Ads
The New York Times says the ads running in the 2006 campaign reflect the "Comedy Centralization of politics. Watch some of the funniest campaign ads, as well as some amusing parodies form The Daily Show and Saturday Night Live.The Daily Show's Indecision 2006 Coverage
Watch video clips from the Daily Show's coverage of "Indecision 2006," including the official 2006 Midterm Commercial, a look at voting irregularities, and an amusing parody of Schoolhouse Rock.Are You a Red-Blooded Republican or True-Blue Democrat?
Take the Republican Loyalty Quiz or the Democratic Loyalty Quiz and we'll gauge where you fit on the political spectrum.See also:
Mark Foley Jokes
John Kerry’s Botched Joke
Stephen Colbert's Advice on How to Win
George Allen Jokes
Joe Lieberman Jokes
Katherine Harris Jokes
Embarrassing Arnold Schwarzenegger Montage
Editorial Cartoons about the 2006 Race
