Funny Political Quotes and Political One-Liners
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- Funny Presidential Quotes (3)
Latest Late-Night Political Jokes
Read the latest political jokes from Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Craig Ferguson, Bill Maher, and the rest of the late-night comedians.
Dumbest Quotes from the GOP Presidential Candidates
Memorable gaffes and ridiculous statements by the 2012 Republican presidential candidates.
Funniest Political Quotes of All Time
The funniest political quotes ever, including witty one-liner and famous quotes one-liners by politicians, pundits, and humorists.
Dumbest Political Quotes of All Time
A compendium of the dumbest things ever said by prominent Republicans, Democrats, pundits, and other idiots.
Funny Political Bumper Stickers
A collection of the funniest political bumper stickers mocking both Republicans and Democrats.
Right-Wing Nutjob Quote-O-Matic
Generate random stupid quotes by crazy right-wing nutjobs.
Left-Wing Moonbat Quote-O-Matic
Generate random stupid quotes by loony liberal moonbats.
Funniest Political Tweets Ever
Memorably and humorous tweets by comedians, politicians and pundits.
Funny Political One-Liners
Funny Tweets, Facebook status updates, and other humorous quips by various comedians and politicos.
Funny Presidential Quotes
The funniest presidential quotes of all time, including witty quips and funny one-liners by Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and other presidents.
Dumb Sarah Palin Quotes
Read a compilation of dumbest quotes and memorable gaffesby Sarah Palin.
Dumb Barack Obama Quotes
Read a compilation of dumb quotes and memorable gaffes by President Barack Obama.
Dumb George Bush Quotes
Read a compilation of dumb quotes and memorable gaffes by former President George W. Bush.
The 50 Dumbest Bush Quotes of All Time
Read the ultimate compendium of classic Bushisms, featuring the 50 most idiotic, strange, and maniacal things George W. Bush ever said.
Funniest Obama Quotes of All Time
The funniest Barack Obama quotes of all time, including witty quips and funny one-liners from Obama's speeches, late-night TV appearances, and comedy routines.
Funniest Political Protest Signs Ever
View a gallery of witty political protest signs and clever slogans.
Dumb Joe Biden Quotes
Read a collection of dumb Joe Biden quotes and memorable gaffes.
Best Tina Fey Quotes
A collection of Tina Fey's funniest quotes and jokes about politics, including memorable lines from her impressions of Sarah Palin on "Saturday Night Live."
Andy Borowitz Quotes
A roundup of funny tweets and one-liner jokes by political satirist Andy Borowitz.
Ridiculous Tea Party Quotes
The dumbest things ever said by Tea Partiers.
Best Quotes From the Rally to Restore Sanity
The most memorable lines from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert's Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear in Washington.
Ann Coulter Quotes
Read funny and inflammatory quotes by right-wing pundit Ann Coulter.
Dick Cheney Quotes
Read the 10 most mind-numbingly stupid quotes by Vice President Dick Cheney.
Pat Robertson Quotes
Read a list of the top 10 all-time stupidest Pat Robertson quotes.
Stupid Hillary Clinton Quotes
Read the top 10 stupidest Hillary Clinton quotes.
Bill Clinton Quotes
Read funny quotes and stupid sound bites by President Bill Clinton.
Political Quotes from The Simpsons
A collection of funny political quotes from "The Simpsons."
Famous Sex Quotes
Read the 10 most famous political sex quotes, including classic sound bites by Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, and both Presidents Bush.
Famous Political Quotes
A collection of both witty and unintentionally funny political quotes.
Classic George Carlin Quotes
Memorable George Carlin quote about politics, religion and American values.