The 20 Funniest Political Quotes of 2007

10. "I'm from Hope, Arkansas, you may have heard of it. All I'm asking is, give us one more chance." --Mike Huckabee

9. "I hate these white-tie getups. There's just no room for my shoulder holster." --Dick Cheney, at the 2007 Gridiron dinner

8. "You look at that Democratic debate, I had to laugh at what I saw Barack Obama do. I mean in one week he went from saying he's going to sit down, you know, for tea, with our enemies, but then he's going to bomb our allies. I mean he's gone from Jane Fonda to Dr. Strangelove in one week." --Mitt Romney

7. "We've had a Congress that's spent money like John Edwards at a beauty shop." --Mike Huckabee

6. 'I'm not going to get into a name-calling match with somebody who has a 9 percent approval rating.'' --Harry Reid, referring to Dick Cheney

5. "The president is really sorry he couldn't be here tonight. ... His book club is meeting." --Dick Cheney, at the 2007 Gridiron dinner

4. "A year ago, my approval rating was in the 30s, my nominee for the Supreme Court had just withdrawn, and my Vice President had shot someone. Ahhh, those were the good old days." –George W. Bush, at the 2007 Radio-TV Correspondents' dinner

3. "Even though I honestly had not planned on doing this, I guess with a billion people watching, it's as good a time as any. So, my fellow Americans, I'm going to take this opportunity right here and now to formally announce…" --Al Gore, before being drowned out by the orchestra at the Oscars (Watch video clip; read more Al Gore quotes)

2. "In case you missed it, a few days ago Senator Clinton tried to spend $1 million on the Woodstock Concert Museum. Now, ladies and gentlemen, I wasn't there. I'm sure it was a cultural and pharmaceutical event. I was tied up at the time." -- Sen. John McCain (Watch video clip)

1. "I mean think about it, Rudy Giuliani, there's only three things he mentions in a sentence -- a noun and a verb and 9/11 and I mean, there's nothing else." –Sen. Joe Biden, during the MSNBC Democratic presidential debate (Watch video clip)

~Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman