Political Jokes and Funny Quotes
By Daniel Kurtzman, About.com Guide to Political Humor
Here's where you'll find jokes about all the latest political shenanigans. Read late-night jokes, funny news items, and idiotic quotes, plus check out the best political satire skewering both Republicans and Democrats.
Late-Night Jokes
Read the latest political jokes or search by topic for memorable political quips by Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Conan O'Brien, Bill Maher, Jimmy Kimmel, and Craig Ferguson.
- Today's Late-Night Jokes
- Late-Night Joke Archive
- Late-Night Bush Jokes
- Late-Night Jokes about Candidates
- Daily Show Videos
- Colbert Report Videos
- Saturday Night Live Videos
- David Letterman Videos
- Bill Maher Videos
- Jon Stewart Quotes
- Stephen Colbert Quotes
George W. Bush Jokes
Jokes, cartoons, satire, parodies, and other humor poking fun at President Bush.
- Bush Cartoons and Funny Pictures
- Bushisms: Updated Frequently
- Bush Loyalty Quiz
- Top 100 Funny Bush Pictures
- Late-Night Bush Jokes
- Funny Bush Videos
- Bush Joke Emails
- Random Bush Quote Generator
- The 50 Dumbest Bush Quotes
- Top 10 Bushisms of All Time
- Funny Bush Speeches
- Bushisms Audio Gallery
- The Bushisms Quiz
2008 Campaign Jokes
Find jokes, cartoons, and satire about the 2008 presidential campaign and the presidential candidates, including Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Jon Edwards, Rudy Giuliani, John McCain, Mitt Romney, and Fred Thompson.
- Best 2008 Campaign Humor
- Funny Pictures of the Candidates
- 2008 Election Cartoons
- Late-Night Jokes about Candidates
- Dumbest Quotes from the Candidates
- Funniest Quotes from the Candidates
- Funniest Campaign Moments
- Most Embarrassing Campaign Moments
- 2008 Campaign Spoof Videos
- Hillary Clinton Jokes
- Barack Obama Jokes
- John McCain Jokes
- Mike Huckabee Jokes
Jokes about Democrats
Find political jokes, cartoons, satire, and other humor about Democrats and liberals.
- Hillary Clinton Late-Night Jokes
- Bill Clinton Late-Night Jokes
- Barack Obama Late-Night Jokes
- Eliot Spitzer Late-Night Jokes
- John Edwards Late-Night Jokes
- John Kerry Late-Night Jokes
- Al Gore Late-Night Jokes
- Nancy Pelosi Late-Night Jokes
- Classic Clinton Jokes Emails
- Funny Pictures of Democrats
- Hillary Clinton Picture Jokes
- Bill Clinton Picture Jokes
- John Kerry Picture Jokes
- Howard Dean Picture Jokes
- Al Gore Picture Jokes
- Nancy Pelosi Picture Jokes
- Liberal Celebrity Picture Jokes
- Howard Dean Scream Jokes
Jokes about Republicans
Find political jokes, cartoons, satire, and other humor poking fun at Republicans and conservatives.
- George Bush Late-Night Jokes
- Dick Cheney Late-Night Jokes
- Larry Craig Late-Night Jokes
- Rudy Giuliani Late-Night Jokes
- John McCain Late-Night Jokes
- Fred Thompson ate-Night Jokes
- Mitt Romney Late-Night Jokes
- Schwarzenegger Late-Night Jokes
- Bush Twins Late-Night Jokes
- Funny Email Jokes about Bush
- George W. Bush Picture Jokes
- Funny Pics of GOP Candidates
- Funny Pictures of Republicans
- Dick Cheney Picture Jokes
- Arnold Schwarzenegger Picture Jokes
- Stupid Conservative Quote Quiz
- Funny Email Jokes about Republicans
Hot Issues & Scandals
Find funny jokes, cartoons, satire and other humor about current political events, political scandals, and hot-button political issues.
- Eliot Spitzer Sex Scandal Jokes
- Eliot Spitzer Cartoons
- Funny Eliot Spitzer Pictures
- Larry Craig Sex Scandal Jokes
- Global Warming Jokes
Funny Political Quotes
Find collections of funny political quotes, including witty quips, stupid sound bites, and other funny one-liners.
- Funny Quotes: Updated Frequently
- Late-Night Political Jokes
- Funny Bush Speeches
- Funny 2008 Campaign Quotes
- Barack Obama Quotes
- Hillary Clinton Quotes
- John McCain Quotes
- Jon Stewart Quotes
- Stephen Colbert Quotes
- Al Gore Quotes
- The 20 Funniest Quotes of 2007
- The 25 Funniest Quotes of 2006
- The 25 Funniest Quotes of 2005
- The 25 Funniest Quotes of 2004
Stupid Political Quotes
Find collections of stupid quotes by various politicians, pundits, and other famous idiots.
- Bushisms: Updated Frequently
- Random Bush Quote Generator
- The 50 Dumbest Bush Quotes
- Dumb Quotes from 2008 Candidates
- Most Obnoxious Campaign Quotes
- Stupid John McCain Quotes
- Stupid Hillary Clinton Quotes
- The 25 Dumbest Quotes of 2007
- The 25 Dumbest Quotes of 2006
- The 25 Dumbest Quotes of 2005
- The 25 Dumbest Quotes of 2004
- Stupid Quote Quiz
- Donald Rumsfeldisms
- Dan Ratherisms
- Stupid Bill Clinton Quotes
- Stupid Dick Cheney Quotes
- Stupid Ann Coulter Quotes
- Stupid Bill O'Reilly Quotes
- Stupid Rush Limbaugh Quotes
- Stupid Quotes about Katrina
Political Gag Gifts, Books & DVDs
Find political gifts, books, videos, t-shirts, novelties, gag gifts, and other political gift ideas.
