Political Jokes and Funny Quotes

By Daniel Kurtzman, About.com Guide to Political Humor

Here's where you'll find jokes about all the latest political shenanigans. Read late-night jokes, funny news items, and idiotic quotes, plus check out the best political satire skewering both Republicans and Democrats.

1. Late-Night Jokes
2. Obama and Biden Jokes
3. George W. Bush Jokes
4. Jokes about Democrats
5. Jokes about Republicans

6. 2008 Campaign Jokes
7. Hot Issues & Scandals
8. Funny Political Quotes
9. Stupid Political Quotes
10. Political Gag Gifts, Books & DVDs

Late-Night Jokes

Read the latest political jokes or search by topic for memorable political quips by Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Conan O'Brien, Bill Maher, Jimmy Kimmel, and Craig Ferguson.

• Today's Late-Night Jokes
• Late-Night Joke Archive
• Saturday Night Live Videos
• Daily Show Videos
• Colbert Report Videos

• David Letterman Videos
• Bill Maher Videos
• Jon Stewart Quotes
• Stephen Colbert Quotes

Obama and Biden Jokes

Jokes, cartoons, satire, parodies, and other humor poking fun at President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden.

• Obama Late-Night Jokes
• Obama Picture Jokes
• Funny Obama Videos
• Funny Obama Quotes
• Obama Political Cartoons

• Obama's WHCD Comedy Routine
• Obama Gag Gifts
• Biden Late-Night Jokes
• Biden Picture Jokes
• Surviving the Obama Comedy Crisis

George W. Bush Jokes

Jokes, cartoons, satire, parodies, and other humor poking fun at former President George W. Bush.

• Bush Humor Roundup
• Bush Cartoons and Funny Pictures
• Bushisms: Updated Frequently
• Bush Loyalty Quiz
• Top 100 Funny Bush Pictures
• Funny Bush Videos

• Late-Night Bush Jokes
• Bush Joke Emails
• Random Bush Quote Generator
• The 50 Dumbest Bush Quotes
• Top 10 Bushisms of All Time
• Funny Bush Speeches

Jokes about Democrats

Find political jokes, cartoons, satire, and other humor about Democrats and liberals.

• Barack Obama Late-Night Jokes
• Joe Biden Late-Night Jokes
• Hillary Clinton Late-Night Jokes
• Bill Clinton Late-Night Jokes
• Rod Blagojevich Late-Night Jokes
• John Edwards Late-Night Jokes
• Eliot Spitzer Late-Night Jokes
• John Kerry Late-Night Jokes
• Al Gore Late-Night Jokes

• Nancy Pelosi Late-Night Jokes
• Classic Clinton Jokes Emails
• Barack Obama Picture Jokes
• Hillary Clinton Picture Jokes
• Bill Clinton Picture Jokes
• John Kerry Picture Jokes
• Howard Dean Picture Jokes
• Al Gore Picture Jokes

Jokes about Republicans

Find political jokes, cartoons, satire, and other humor poking fun at Republicans and conservatives.

• George Bush Late-Night Jokes
• Dick Cheney Late-Night Jokes
• Sarah Palin Late-Night Jokes
• John McCain Late-Night Jokes
• Larry Craig Late-Night Jokes
• Mitt Romney Late-Night Jokes
• Rudy Giuliani Late-Night Jokes
• Schwarzenegger Late-Night Jokes

• Bush Twins Late-Night Jokes
• Funny Email Jokes about Bush
• Sarah Palin Picture Jokes
• John McCain Picture Jokes
• George W. Bush Picture Jokes
• Dick Cheney Picture Jokes
• Schwarzenegger Picture Jokes
• Funny Email Jokes about Republicans

2008 Campaign Jokes

Find jokes, cartoons, and satire about the 2008 presidential campaign and the presidential candidates, including Barack Obama, John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and the also-rans.

• Best 2008 Campaign Humor
• Funny Pictures of the Candidates
• 2008 Election Cartoons
• Best Election Spoof Videos
• Sarah Palin Jokes
• Barack Obama Jokes
• John McCain Jokes
• Joe Biden Jokes

• Top 10 Funniest Gaffes
• Obama and McCain Spar With Jokes
• Funniest Campaign Moments
• Most Embarrassing Campaign Moments
• Funny Election Bumper Stickers
• Dumbest Quotes from the Candidates
• Funniest Quotes from the Candidates
• Hillary Clinton Jokes

Hot Issues & Scandals

Find funny jokes, cartoons, satire and other humor about current political events, political scandals, and hot-button political issues.

• Mark Sanford Scandal Jokes
• Mark Sanford Cartoons
• Rod Blagojevich Scandal Jokes
• Eliot Spitzer Sex Scandal Jokes

• Eliot Spitzer Cartoons
• Funny Eliot Spitzer Pictures
• Larry Craig Sex Scandal Jokes

Funny Political Quotes

Find collections of funny political quotes, including witty quips, stupid sound bites, and other funny one-liners.

• Funny Quotes of the Week
• Late-Night Political Jokes
• Barack Obama Quotes
• Joe Biden Quotes
• Funny Speeches From DC Comedy Galas
• Funny 2008 Campaign Quotes
• Quotes about Sarah Palin
• Hillary Clinton Quotes
• John McCain Quotes

• Al Gore Quotes
• Jon Stewart Quotes
• Stephen Colbert Quotes
• George Carlin Quotes
• The 25 Funniest Quotes of 2008
• The 20 Funniest Quotes of 2007
• The 25 Funniest Quotes of 2006
• The 25 Funniest Quotes of 2005
• The 25 Funniest Quotes of 2004

Stupid Political Quotes

Find collections of stupid quotes by various politicians, pundits, and other famous idiots.

• George Bushisms
• Barack Obamaisms
• Joe Bidenisms
• Sarah Palinisms
• John McCainisms
• Hillary Clintonisms
• The 50 Dumbest Bush Quotes
• Random Bush Quote Generator
• The 25 Dumbest Quotes of 2008
• The 25 Dumbest Quotes of 2007

• The 25 Dumbest Quotes of 2006
• The 25 Dumbest Quotes of 2005
• The 25 Dumbest Quotes of 2004
• Stupid Quote Quiz
• Donald Rumsfeldisms
• Stupid Bill Clinton Quotes
• Stupid Dick Cheney Quotes
• Stupid Ann Coulter Quotes
• Stupid Bill O'Reilly Quotes

Political Gag Gifts, Books & DVDs

Find political gifts, books, videos, t-shirts, novelties, gag gifts, and other political gift ideas.

• Political Gifts for the Holidays
• Top Obama Gag Gifts
• Top Political Gag Gifts
• Top Bush Gag Gifts
• Top Political Humor Books

• Top Political Comedy DVDs
• Top Political Comedy Movies
• Top Political Cartoon Books
• Top Political Comedy CDs