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Stupid Political Quotes

Read stupid quotes by various politicians, pundits, and other blowhards.
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Dumbest Political Quotes of All Time
A compendium of the dumbest things ever said by prominent Republicans, Democrats, pundits, and other idiots.

Right-Wing Nutjob Quote-O-Matic
Generate random stupid quotes by crazy right-wing nutjobs.

Craziest Government Shutdown Quotes
The 10 most ridiculous and outrageous quotes about the 2013 government shutdown.

Left-Wing Moonbat Quote-O-Matic
Generate random stupid quotes by loony liberal moonbats.

Barack Obamaisms
Read a compilation of dumb quotes by Barack Obama.

Sarah Palinisms
Read a compilation of dumb quotes, gaffes, and lies by Sarah Palin.

Joe Bidenisms
Read a compilation of dumb quotes and gaffes by Vice President Joe Biden.

Classic Bushisms
A hand-picked collection of the stupidest George W. Bush gaffes.

Ridiculous Tea Party Quotes
The dumbest things ever said by Tea Partiers.

Top 10 Craziest Glenn Beck Quotes
The most ridiculous rants, paranoid delusions, and insane utterances ever to come out of the mouth of Glenn Beck.

Dumbest Protest Signs of All Time
View a gallery of moronic, misspelled and utterly stupid political protest signs.

Top 10 Dumbest Quotes of 2010
The year's most ridiculous political quotes by prominent Republicans, Democrats, pundits, and other idiots.

Dumbest Political Quotes of 2010
The year's most ridiculous political quotes by various Republicans, Democrats, pundits, and other idiots.

Dumbest 2010 Campaign Quotes
The most ridiculous, outrageous, and idiotic campaign quotes by prominent Republicans, Democrats, and Tea Partiers seeking national office in 2010.

Craziest Christine O'Donnell Quotes
The craziest things Deleware GOP Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell has ever said.

The 10 Dumbest Quotes About the Gulf Oil Spill
The most ridiculous, nonsensical and idiotic quotes about the oil spill disaster in the Gulf of Mexico, including gaffes by BP CEO Tony Hayward.

Stupid Presidential Quotes
The dumbest presidential quotes of all time, including stupid sound bites and idiotic gaffes by George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagan, Barack Obama, Richard Nixon, and other presidents.

Top 50 Bushisms of All Time
A compendium of idiotic and maniacal utterances by President Bush from 2000-2008.

The 25 Dumbest Quotes from the Bush Years
Read a compilation of the 25 most mind-numbingly stupid quotes by President Bush and his cronies.

Bush Quote Generator
The Bush Quote Generator randomly selects the stupidest things George W. Bush has ever said.

John McCainisms
Read a collection of dumb quotes from Republican presidential candidate John McCain.

Hillary Clintonisms
Read the top 10 stupidest Hillary Clinton quotes.

Top 10 Dumbest John McCain Quotes
Read the 10 dumbest quotes by Republican presidential candidate John McCain.

Stupid Quote Quiz
How well do you know your left- and right-wing idiots? Test your knowledge with the Stupid Liberal Quote Quiz and the Stupid Conservative Quote Quiz, featuring hilariously idiotic statements by famous liberal and conservatives.

Stupid Dick Cheney Quotes
Read the 10 most mind-numbingly stupid quotes by Vice President Dick Cheney.

Stupid Bill Clinton Quotes
Read stupid quotes by President Bill Clinton.

Stupid Donald Rumsfeld Quotes
Read the wit, wisdom, and idiocy of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.

Stupid George H.W. Bush Quotes
Read hilarious verbal gaffes and stupid quotes by President George H.W. Bush, the pioneer of Bushspeak.

Stupid Ann Coulter Quotes
Read funny, inflammatory, and stupid quotes by right-wing pundit Ann Coulter.

Stupid Pat Robertson Quotes
Read a list of the top 10 all-time stupidest Pat Robertson quotes.

Stupid Bill O'Reilly Quotes
Read 10 mind-numbingly stupid quotes by Fox News Channel's Bill O'Reilly.

Stupid Dan Quayle Quotes
Read famously stupid quotes by former Vice President Dan Quayle.

Stupid Quotes About Iraq
Read 25 mind-numbingly stupid quotes about the Iraq war, search for weapons of mass destruction, and the Iraqi insurgency.

Dan Ratherisms
Read stupid quotes by CBS News anchor Dan Rather from election nights 2004, 2002, and 2000.

Stupid Quotes About Hurricane Katrina
Read a list of the 25 most mind-numbingly stupid quotes about Hurricane Katrina.

The Bushisms Quiz
Test your Bushspeak IQ with this quiz on President Bush's hilarious malapropisms, verbal gaffes, and scrambled syntax.

Stupid Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes
Read a collection of memorable and stupid quotes by Arnold Schwarzenegger, including classic movie quotes.

Stupid Tom DeLay Quotes
Read a compilation of mind-numbingly stupid quotes by House Majority Leader Tom DeLay.

Stupid Howard Dean Quotes
Read a list of the 10 stupidest things Howard Dean has ever said.

Stupid Baghdad Bob Quotes
Read stupid quotes from the Iraqi Information Minister (AKA 'Baghdad Bob') too hilarious to possibly make up.

Stupid Michael Moore Quotes
Read funny and stupid quotes by author/filmmaker/political provocateur Michael Moore.

Crazy Jerry Falwell Quotes
Read the 10 craziest things Rev. Jerry Falwell ever said.

Crazy Christine O'Donnell Quotes
The most stunningly moronic quotes by Tea Party darling Christine O'Donnell, the Delaware GOP Senate nominee.

Famously Stupid Sex Quotes
Read the 10 most famous political sex quotes, including classic quotes by Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, and both Presidents Bush.

The 25 Dumbest Quotes of 2009
Read a compilation of the 25 dumbest political quotes of 2009, including idiotic quotes from Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and others.

Tony Snowisms
Read funny and stupid quotes by White House Press Secretary Tony Snow.

The 25 Dumbest Quotes of 2008
Read a compilation of the 25 dumbest political quotes of 2008, including idiotic quotes from Sarah Palin, John McCain, Joe Biden, Barack Obama, and George W. Bush.

Top 10 Dumbest Quotes of Campaign 2008
Read a compilation of the dumbest quotes by the presidential candidates, including idiotic gaffes, misstatements and brain lapses.

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